Category Archives: Colombia

Funny Hymns


Hello all. I found this funny collection of favorite hymns, though I’m not sure where it originated. Enjoy!


The Dentist’s Hymn……………………Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman’s Hymn………..There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
The Contractor’s Hymn………………….The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn…………………………………………Holy,Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn………………………There is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn…………………………Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist’s Hymn……………….Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent’s Hymn………………………………………I Surrender All
The Gossip’s Hymn………………………………………………..Pass It On
The Electrician’s Hymn……………………………………..Send the Light
The Shopper’s Hymn……………………………………….Sweet By and By
The Realtor’s Hymn…………I’ve Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop
The Pilot’s Hymn………………………………………………..I’ll Fly Away
The Paramedic’s Hymn……………………………………Revive Us Again
The Judge’s Hymn……………………………………….Almost Persuaded
The Psychiatrist’s Hymn………………….Just A Little Talk With Jesus
The Architect’s Hymn…………………………..How Firm A Foundation
The Credit Card Telemarketer’s Hymn………A Charge To Keep I Have
The Zookeeper’s Hymn………………..All Creatures of Our God & King
The Postal Worker’s Hymn………………………………….So Send I You
The Waiter’s Hymn………………………………………Fill My Cup, Lord
The Gardener’s Hymn…………………..Lo, How A Rose E’er Blooming
The Lifeguard’s Hymn……………………………….Rescue the Perishing
The Criminal’s Hymn……………………………………Search Me, O God
The Baker’s Hymn………………….When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
The Shoe Repairer’s Hymn………………………It Is Well With My Soul
The Travel Agent’s Hymn………………………….Anywhere With Jesus
The Geologist’s Hymn…………………………………………Rock of Ages
The Hematologist’s Hymn………………Are You Washed in the Blood?
The Menswear Clerk’s Hymn……………………………..Blest Be the Tie
The Umpire’s Hymn………………………….I Need No Other Argument
The Librarian’s Hymn…………………………………..Whispering Hope

Now, for those who enjoy speeding (you know who you are!), a few hymns for you:
45 mph…………………………………………..God Will Take Care of You
55 mph………………………………….Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph……………………………………………….Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph…………………………………………………….Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph………………………………………..This World Is Not My Home
95 mph……………………………………………..Lord, I’m Coming Home
Over 100 mph……………………………………………Precious Memories

Colombia Rainy Season Death Toll at 93


Please be praying for Colombia, as the rainy season is just starting up again. In the past couple weeks thousands of people have been affected and many have dropped into eternity. We must reach them as quickly as we can! Will you pray for more laborers for Colombia?

Here is a news story on the flooding:

Colombia news - Cali floods

Ninety three Colombians have died and 12 are missing because of floods and landslides caused by this year’s first rainy season, said the Rad Cross Friday.The latest victims are two children who were buried under a landslide just north of Medellin.

According to the aid agency, the extreme weather has left 52 injured and has damaged the homes or lands of more than 130,000 Colombians.

24 of the country’s 32 departments have dealt with emergency situations following the torrential rains that began in February, only weeks after the disastrous rainy season of last year that killed more than 300 and left more than $5 billion in damages to private properties and infrastructure.

According to meteorologists, the extreme rains are the result of weather phenomenon La Niña, which also caused last year’s extreme rainy season. The meteorologists estimate warn that the worst of the rainy season is yet to come and may last until June.

The Red Cross expressed its concern about the water levels of the Magdalena river, which is the country’s largest rivers and goes from the south of the country to the Caribbean sea. Regions around other rivers are on high flood alert after torrential rains caused great parts of the cities Bogota and Cali to flood and are threatening to flood even larger areas particularly in the north where the Magdalena meets with the Cauca river.

Santos has already announced that the extreme rainfall has exhausted the capabilities of the State.

Thanks For Visiting Our Website!


Hey There!

Thanks for visiting BeMagnified.org!

We are the Vance family, church planting missionaries to Colombia, South America withMacedonia World Baptist Missions. We are sent out of Lighthouse Baptist Church in Dawsonville, Georgia.

We are confident that God is going to do great things in South America and around the world. Christ gave a commission to us, His church, to carry the gospel to the uttermost parts of the earth and it is an honor to serve HIM! Our life and ministry theme is found in Philippians 1:20-21:

“According to my earnest expectation and my hope, that in nothing I shall be ashamed, but that with all boldness, as always, so now also Christ shall be magnified in my body, whether it be by life, or by death. For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.”

We are currently raising our financial support. If you have any questions or want us to present our ministry in your church, please don’t hesitate to contact me here or call me at: 678-696-0082.

Feel free to look around our site, subscribe to our blog, comment and share with your friends. God bless, and may Christ be magnified in you!

-Aaron, Aubrie, Amira & Anabel Vance-

Last Day As Pastor Aarón


Iglesia Bautista El Faro | Dawsonville, GA

The last four and a half years have been a whirlwind for me. Somehow, God saw it fit to let me, a young man (possibly very much arrogant and ignorant) begin a Spanish ministry out of my home church. It was my last semester of Bible College and our project was to start a successful Sunday School class from scratch.

During those first couple months, many lonely weeks would go by with nobody in sight. But then people started coming. Many started accepting Christ as their Lord and Savior. Lives were being changed. Many began to grow in their faith and their love for God. The Lord Jesus Christ began a great work. What started as a Spanish Sunday School class in October of 2006 in a bitter cold tent outside the main building, soon became the Iglesia Bautista El Faro, a full-service church. Midweek services were started, Sunday school, men’s and ladies ministries, outreach events and opportunities, and so much more. Our people began serving others. Many learned how to win someone else to Christ for the first time. Fruits were being multiplied. The Gospel was being spread. Leaders were being trained. (click here to see a video from our 4th anniversary)

The past several years have been some of the greatest in my life. During this time I met an amazing woman named Aubrie, was married, became a father of a precious girl, and saw God work through me in ways I never thought possible.

Sometimes I have asked myself, “Who am I that so great a thing could be done? Who am I to be so blessed? Who am I that so many have come to know Christ through my preaching? Who am I to stand in front of all these and announce the riches of Christ?” … Then it dawns on me, it’s not about who I am, it is ALL about who HE is!! I don’t preach because I am worthy, I preach because the Lord Jesus is worthy! What an awesome life.

This past Sunday was a bittersweet time for us. It was our last day with the precious brethren at our church. It was my last day as Pastor Aarón. We turned over the Spanish Church to Brother Alfonso Gonzalez, the man who had been my assistant. Over the past couple years, the people have grown to love him, respect him and follow him as the man of God. It was a sad time for us, but we know that God was opening up the door for us to go to Colombia, South America as full-time church-planting missionaries. Tears were shed, but our church is excited to be sending out their first missionary, their pastor. Hopefully the first of many! The service itself was such a blessing, with a wonderful attendance and one precious soul saved. Be praying for Eva and her spiritual growth.

All along, it is easy for us to see how Christ has been preparing us for the work he has in store for us. A few years ago, I don’t think I would have been ready for such a task, but God knew that. Isn’t it great how each day He prepares us for the days to come? It is He that strengthens us, teaches us, grows us, establishes us and gives us opportunities to glorify His name!

Many have asked me how to know the Will of God. It’s simple. Love him and grow in him each day. Then do what He wants you to do today, and do it with all your heart. He’ll take care of tomorrow.

The road before us is great. Sometimes it seems daunting, but it is awesome to know that God is with us. He has used us before and will use us again, as long as we remain faithful to what he has entrusted to us. As David in the Bible killed a lion and bear before taking down Goliath, and he took down Goliath before leading a nation, we see that God has given us these small victories. Glory to his name.

Bring on Colombia!

Challenging Pastor Alfonso and his wife Josefina

The ladies praying for their new pastor's wife

 

Carina and Alfonso Jr.

 

Wilfredo

 

Elena

 

Elizabeth, Stephanie and Susan

 

Proud Daddy with his Princess

 

Hector

 

Of course as good Baptists we have to eat!

Iglesia Bautista El Faro

First Deputation Meeting Scheduled!


 

Today was a landmark day for us. We confirmed our first appointment to go to a church & present our burden for Colombia. Praise the Lord!! We’ll be at Blessed Hope Baptist Church in Canton, GA for their missions conference the first week of May.

If you’re a pastor and would like us to come to your church, give me a call at 678-696-0082 or send me an email. If you are a church member and want me to call your church, feel free to pass along their contact info and we’d love to schedule a time to come by!