Funny Hymns


Hello all. I found this funny collection of favorite hymns, though I’m not sure where it originated. Enjoy!


The Dentist’s Hymn……………………Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman’s Hymn………..There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
The Contractor’s Hymn………………….The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn…………………………………………Holy,Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn………………………There is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn…………………………Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist’s Hymn……………….Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent’s Hymn………………………………………I Surrender All
The Gossip’s Hymn………………………………………………..Pass It On
The Electrician’s Hymn……………………………………..Send the Light
The Shopper’s Hymn……………………………………….Sweet By and By
The Realtor’s Hymn…………I’ve Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop
The Pilot’s Hymn………………………………………………..I’ll Fly Away
The Paramedic’s Hymn……………………………………Revive Us Again
The Judge’s Hymn……………………………………….Almost Persuaded
The Psychiatrist’s Hymn………………….Just A Little Talk With Jesus
The Architect’s Hymn…………………………..How Firm A Foundation
The Credit Card Telemarketer’s Hymn………A Charge To Keep I Have
The Zookeeper’s Hymn………………..All Creatures of Our God & King
The Postal Worker’s Hymn………………………………….So Send I You
The Waiter’s Hymn………………………………………Fill My Cup, Lord
The Gardener’s Hymn…………………..Lo, How A Rose E’er Blooming
The Lifeguard’s Hymn……………………………….Rescue the Perishing
The Criminal’s Hymn……………………………………Search Me, O God
The Baker’s Hymn………………….When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
The Shoe Repairer’s Hymn………………………It Is Well With My Soul
The Travel Agent’s Hymn………………………….Anywhere With Jesus
The Geologist’s Hymn…………………………………………Rock of Ages
The Hematologist’s Hymn………………Are You Washed in the Blood?
The Menswear Clerk’s Hymn……………………………..Blest Be the Tie
The Umpire’s Hymn………………………….I Need No Other Argument
The Librarian’s Hymn…………………………………..Whispering Hope

Now, for those who enjoy speeding (you know who you are!), a few hymns for you:
45 mph…………………………………………..God Will Take Care of You
55 mph………………………………….Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph……………………………………………….Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph…………………………………………………….Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph………………………………………..This World Is Not My Home
95 mph……………………………………………..Lord, I’m Coming Home
Over 100 mph……………………………………………Precious Memories

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About Aaron

I am a born again child of God, a servant of Christ and seeker of His glory! I'm happily married to a wonderful wife. We have two precious daughters. After serving as Pastor of Iglesia Bautista El Faro in Dawsonville, GA for 4 years, God has now allowed me and my family to be missionaries in Colombia, South America. Follow our story at www.bemagnified.org

Posted on May 16, 2011, in Colombia. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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